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Credentials Desk · It’s for fun
Office of Accreditation

Get your press pass.

Every great commission meeting deserves a press corps. Type your name, print it, cut it out, and clip a Pissant Press correspondent badge into a lanyard. Then go cover the City of Lapeer Commission like the seasoned heckler you are. It’s for fun.

Print at 100% · cut around the outside · fold on the center crease · snip the slot for a lanyard. Turn on “Background graphics” so it prints dark.

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Official Correspondent
Press
Affix
mug
shot
Correspondent
Print your name
Accredited to cover
City of Lapeer Commission
Small bites.
Sharp teeth.
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Rules of
Engagement

  1. Raise your hand. Recognition takes about five minutes.
  2. Remain seated until the mayor calls you out of order.
  3. No wagering. No jeering. No standing on chairs.
  4. Five in a row, then whisper “bingo.”

First Amendment. A free press is not a club, it is a right granted to everyone: no license, no gatekeeper, no permission required. Watch your government, ask hard questions, and tell your neighbors what you saw. You are the press, and so is the person beside you.

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Editor-in-Chief

From newsroom to lanyard in four steps

No press school required. The whole credentialing process takes about ninety seconds.

01

Name yourself

Hit “Surprise me” for an instant correspondent, or type your own name and beat. Add a mug shot, random or your own.

02

Print it

Hit print. Two cards land on a single page at true 3×4″ size. Keep background graphics on.

03

Cut & pair

Snip along the dotted lines and set the two faces back-to-back. Cardstock holds up best.

04

Clip & cover

Slip it into a lanyard sleeve, thread the slot, and take your seat at the Commission.